20 reasons why a vibrator is better than a man

1. You dont have to tell your vibrator "up higher" or a "little to the left"
2. A vibrator isn't allergic to your cat
3. A vibrator doesn't expect you to cook for it
4. A vibrator doesn't need viagra
5. A vibrator doesn't forget to lift the toilet seat
6. A vibrator doesn't care who you sleep with
7. Your vibrator won't make you be around his creepy friends
8. You don't have to introduce a vibrator to your parents
9. A vibrator won't spend all your money
10. Your vibrators ex isn't harrassing you
11. A vibrator won't insist on wearing that stupid cap wherever he goes
12. Your vibrator doesn't go out drinking all night
13. Your vibrator won't knock you up
14. Your vibrator works
15. Your vibrator is only slightly less talkative than the average man
16. Your vibrator will let you have the remote
17. Your vibrator doesn't expect you to pretend to be interested in football
18. Your vibrator is as easy to turn off as it is to turn on
19. A vibrator doesn't leave its socks and undies on the floor
20. A vibrator doesn't expect you to tell him how great he was afterwards.