Why a Vibrator is better than a man
20 reasons why a vibrator is better than a man
- You dont have to tell your vibrator "up higher" or a "little to the left"
- A vibrator isn't allergic to your cat
- A vibrator doesn't expect you to cook for it
- A vibrator doesn't need viagra
- A vibrator doesn't forget to lift the toilet seat
- A vibrator doesn't care who you sleep with
- Your vibrator won't make you be around his creepy friends
- You don't have to introduce a vibrator to your parents
- A vibrator won't spend all your money
- Your vibrators ex isn't harrassing you
- A vibrator won't insist on wearing that stupid cap wherever he goes
- Your vibrator doesn't go out drinking all night
- Your vibrator won't knock you up
- Your vibrator works
- Your vibrator is only slightly less talkative than the average man
- Your vibrator will let you have the remote
- Your vibrator doesn't expect you to pretend to be interested in football
- Your vibrator is as easy to turn off as it is to turn on
- A vibrator doesn't leave its socks and undies on the floor
- A vibrator doesn't expect you to tell him how great he was afterwards.
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Ceramix No 9 Vibrator | Cheeky Rockettickler Vibrator | Entice Belle Vibrator |
A$85.75 A$64.31 | A$60.45 A$45.34 | A$73.65 A$55.24 |
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Jimmy Jane Form 2 Vibrator | Lelo Iris Vibrator | Vibe Therapy Sutra Vibrator |
A$190.53 A$142.90 | A$231.00 A$173.25 | A$131.95 A$98.96 |